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nealashitposts

Avoiding Chub Rub this Summer

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Hey so if you're a person whose thighs touch when you walk and you want to wear skirts, shorts, or swimsuits this summer without chub rub this is the quick guide from a fat person who enjoys wearing skirts.

For those who don't know, Chub Rub is a painful burn that’s caused by friction, which generates when bare thighs rub together during walking and running and is exacerbated by heat and sweat.

There are two main ways to avoid Chub Rub, broadly speaking.

The first one is:

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Physical Barriers work by keeping your thighs covered in fabric so they don't touch and chafe.

Bike Shorts
-Pro: Comfortable, stretchy, has pockets. Perfect if your skirt is longer than your shorts and not sheer. Super good in the winter.
-Cons: Hot, almost never come in neutral or skin tones, so they’ll show up under anything sheer.

Bandelettes- Thigh bands that stay in place with a silicone strip. They can be cute, like garter belts, or simple.
-Pros: Comfortable. Can be sexy, More discreet than shorts, Excellent choice if you want an exposed midriff. They stay in place all day. Easier bathroom access then shapewear or bike shorts.
-Cons: No pockets. May not be wide enough to be effective for extra good thighs. Silicone bands that hold them in place can pull hairs and be painful.

Shapewear
-Pros: Almost always come in skin tones. Shape the booty, slide really well. Cooler than bike shorts.
-Cons: Extra difficult bathroom access, often high waisted and long so they don’t work well with short skirts. rarely have pockets.

The big con to this category is that you're limited in how short your skirt can be since for the shorts and bandelettes to work they need to be long enough to cover all parts of your thighs that touch when you walk. Depending on the shape of your legs, thighs, and your gait that could mean your shorts are pretty long. For me, I'd need my shorts to be almost knee length to be effective.

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Knee length shorts under mini skirts aren't for me. Which is where the second category comes in!

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The title says it all. These are various kinds of gels and stuff that you apply directly to your thighs to keep they sliding smoothly past one another without chafing.

The big pro of this category is that all the products are Invisible so they work with every fit, no matter the size of the thighs! They’re even useful when wearing swim suits. Just remember to reapply after you get out of the water.
The cons are that some formulas can cause breakouts, and most will need to be reapplied several times throughout the day so you’ll have to carry it around with you. None of these specific brands gave me breakouts, but my skin is not your skin.

There are other anti chafing gels and creams and sticks out there, but these are ones I've tried and like very much.

Monistat anti chafing gel
Lasts: 3-5 hours
Invisible, cooling, feels great on the skin. Works even through high heat and sweat. I’m sensitive to textures and the powder-like feel of this stuff when it’s dry is amazing. I'm not sure if it's "waterproof" but I sweat in my thigh area a lot and this stuff really sticks it out like a dream. It lasts far longer then I do between bathroom breaks so I just reapply it each time I use the bathroom and let it dry on my thighs for a minute.

Megababe Thigh Rescue Lotion Anti-Chafe Stick
Lasts: 3 hours
The deodorant stick makes application easy and fast, It goes on smooth and feels fine! Comes in a mini version that makes it easy to keep on your person and reapply through the day. The big con is that this stuff melts kind easy on hot days. which makes a mess in your bag or pocket. It doesn’t do great with sweat and will need to be reapplied more often. It's unscented.

Skin Slick spray
Lasts: 4-5 hours.
This comes in an aerosol can so it’s not an option if you’re flying. Outside of that, it’s great. Feels nice and keeps your thighs cool. Goes on fast and easy, works well even when you’re sweating because it’s designed for sports. The best option for beach days.

To finish this post off here are some commonly suggested chub rub hacks i don't recommend and why.

Deodorant- ineffective and if you use the wrong kind, it can actually make it worse.

Baby Powder: Okay so this a mixed bag. Over all, it does work pretty well for a short time. And who can deny that there isn't much that feels better then a healthy sprinkle of baby powder down your shorts on a sweaty day. It soaks up your sweat and makes you feel cool and dry. The problem is that it doesn't work for very long before needing to be reapplied, by which time the previously applied powder is clumping. Not to mention it leaves white powder all over the place. I'll be honest, I often put this stuff in my bag when I'm going to be outside all day in the hot sun. At pride, summer festivals, hikes, camping, fairs, I always have it with me just in case. But I have to be a little desperate to bust it out because it makes such a mess and smells so strongly. It's a last resort.

The Chub Rub Patch- This is the absolute worst thing I've ever tried for chub rub. It's essentially a large band aid with no pad that you stick on your inner thighs. Throughout the day, the edges of these patches kept getting caught on one another and starting to peel and stick to my other thighs which gave me worse chub rub then if i had used nothing. I thought maybe I applied them wrong, so I tried them again the next day, this time taking care to make sure my thighs were clean and dry before applying. Same thing happened. And they hurt to take off. Like a band aid. They're single use, and pretty expensive. They come in one size, so they won't work for a lot of bigger thighs. These suck. They're ugly as fuck too. Do not use these things.

Body/baby oil- This is a very effective way to fry up your thighs. After a day of walking around you're thighs will look just like fried chicken.

Body Lotion- a move i've only ever seen attempted out of real desperation. This is a bad idea. The lotion rubs in so fast that you won't get ten steps before needing more. If you're chub rub is bad enough that you're trying this hack, it's time to find a pharmacy and get some Monistat anti chafing gel. I once saw a woman at a pride tie two trash bags around her thighs and it worked better then lotion.

Happy Summer Everyone!
And don't forget sunscreen! Especially if you have dark skin because dark skinned people are significantly more likely to die of skin cancer in the USA and Europe then light skinned people. Even if you don't think you'll burn that day, you're still being irradiated by the sun!

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if you like some sort of historical clothing style, tap pants/step-ins/chemises/combinations/drawers (if the open crotch seam is high enough) can work, too! just shove your chemise between your legs if that's what you go with- it's one option dress historians speculate may have been used for this purpose in the past, pre-drawers

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bizarrelittlemew

Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

Well, have I got the html for you!

Plop any of these in a comment (by copy&pasting the code) to make an author's day and show your appreciation!

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It will look something like this (and will be transparent with white outline on dark backgrounds):

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Feel free to spread and use these as much as you like! (and if you have ideas for other variations, let me know ✌️)

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So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖

UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies! And bonus: cookie kudos.

HTML codes under the cut.

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let me tell you, I got a ‘kisses your forehead’ kudos and it absolutely made my day

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Round 1, Week 2: Match 1 of 32

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Great British Bake Off vs. Xena: Warrior Princess

Great British Bake Off

Xena: Warrior Princess

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Propaganda as submitted by YOU, in initial entries, tags, and reblogs:

The Great British Bake-Off:

  • "The stakes are low but it still feels like a competition. Just really lovely"
  • "Fun jokes, great competitors who don't yell and scream (looking at you Hell's Kitchen), and an elderly lady judge talking about 'soggy bottoms'"

Xena: Warrior Princess:

  • "Xena is campy, the writers mashed up so many different time periods together, there were gods and lesbians, it was about love!!!"
  • "xena meets every possible historical or mythological being and still has time to be extremely gay and also a warrior in the funniest and most badass way possible. and gabrielle is a bard and an amazon princess like!!!!!"
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teaboot

In an interesting turn of events I have been enrolled in a six hour couples bondage seminar despite being both 1. painfully single and 2. Incredibly anxious but fuck it we ball, I guess

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benjaminbadger: "How on earth can you enter that situation unexpectedly?"ALT

I thought "Excellent, I've been looking for more formal training in this area" so I signed up and then twenty minutes later the hamster running the wheel that powers my brain woke up and I went "ah shit, I need a date for this don't I"

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Screenshot of a comment with the user's URL cut out: "lol not kink shaming, just like, confused. Seminars don't seem like a kink thing, y'know?"ALT

Totally understandable thought! But do consider:

You can choke someone unconscious in just 15 seconds. Temporary or permanent brain damage can then occur within 30 seconds. After 3 minutes, the brain will shut down and they will die.

And yet, plenty of people think getting choked in bed is sexy, and will attempt it without any research whatsoever.

Did you know that using binding materials that are too thin can cause lacerations? Or that tying someone in the wrong position can kill them? Did you know that just surface pressure held too long, without any struggling or pulling, can feel like a bone-deep bruise? Or alternatively, that too much slack or movement can strip skin right off, and you might not even feel it happening?

Sitting in a big room writing down notes and following an instructor really isn't all that sexy for me personally, true, but a lot of kink comes with risk, and making the concious choice to engage in kink without taking steps to minimize that risk is, frankly, dangerous and irresponsible.

Like.... every sky diving attendant probably had to pass a few exams before jumping out a plane with you, right? So wouldn't you feel a little unsafe jumping with one that was just making it up as they went?

bdsm well said hope you found a workshop partner!
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storieswritteninthesand

Love this post - thankyou! Slightly tangential request: as a primary teacher I would LOVE to hear any elements of the freedom of expression unit that you can recall? I realise they’re likely blurry, but it sounds fantastic and impactful and I’d love to at least  ponder creating something similar…

I wish I could recall more – I’m sure we must have done activities surrounding it, but mostly what I remember is just him talking to us about it. He was a really interesting teacher at a really interesting school; it was a private school for gifted kids (I had to test in when I was six or seven) and extremely liberal, I don’t think he could have done it in a public school. He also taught us about revisionist history and colonialism super young. 

What I remember is that it was tied into a study of foundational government documents like the Magna Carta and the US Constitution; basically he did a nine-year-old-eye-level view of the history of democracy, so he didn’t talk about details or nuances or even dates and names, he just said, you know, this is kind of how it went. And one of the ideas nested in there somewhere (along with a few others like explaining how free public education was established and worked, and how taxes worked) was the idea of freedom of expression. 

I remember him explaining to us that in some countries, in history and the modern era, you could be arrested for saying an opinion; you could be put in prison for having your own ideas about the world. He talked to us about how freedom of expression meant that the government couldn’t persecute you for what you said, but you could still get in trouble for it with other people. “Like how you can’t swear around your parents.” Very much “protects you from the government, not the Justin.” 

And then he just started asking us questions, like should you get in trouble for lying? What if you lie to a bunch of people and someone gets hurt? What if you lie in a way that breaks a law, like saying you didn’t rob a bank when you did? (“Shouting fire in a crowded theater” was one he used, it’s a fairly standard example). He didn’t talk about sex at all ‘cause we were nine-year-olds, but I can see in the discourse on Kink At Pride the examples he would have made. (I didn’t find out until much later, but he was gay and was deeply impacted by the AIDS epidemic; in the summers when he wasn’t teaching he basically just spent three months getting repeatedly arrested for civil disobedience at protests. He also taught us about passive resistance, going limp when being arrested so that it’s harder to move you around and takes up more manpower.)

He just talked to us about like, there is a balance between freedom of expression and public safety that we have to navigate and it’s always changing, so you have to be able to discuss it, you can’t just make blanket statements about it. It’s not a right that you just have, it’s a negotiation that as a responsible adult you have to engage with. 

I wish I could remember if he gave us activities about it, but I just remember it being a long conversation. 

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Just thinking about some poor Palmetto Freshman who, due to the nature of the Foxes, is super quiet and blends into the background. This poor freshman is a foreign language major (forcing himself to have to talk to people and he likes languages) and he knows a couple languages already!

He hasn’t mentioned his major so no one knows but its fine there will be time to make friends and- did Captain Neil just call the scary goalie милый (Darling)? Their tones give away nothing but the goalie with all the knives responded by calling his weirdly intense captain кролик (Bunny).

He stares at them but Andrew threatens to cut him if he keeps looking (he thinks its about Neil’s scars) and now he has officially missed the chance to mention that he is fluent in Russian.

Cue being subjected to the sappiest shit on the entire planet because Andrew and Neil are fucking extra with the shit they say when no one can listen in. So now begins the long play of trying not to let on that he knows because that would be so embarrassing! So awkward! He masters the art of the poker face by the Fall Banquet. He refuses to sit in hearing distance of the two of them on the bus because last time he listened to Andrew describe in excruciating detail what he was going to do to Neil if Neil let him when they got back to the dorm. (He couldn’t get up and walk away! That’d be suspicious!)

This is his hell but at least he made friends with the other freshmen when he accidentally said “No I think Andrew likes Captain Neil plenty.” Because he was trying not to process the absolutely filthy things Andrew was saying to Neil in what looked like a heated argument.

The only person who knows is Nicky because Nicky came up and asked if he was homophobic (power walking away from Neil and Andrew when Neil sat in Andrew’s lap for movie night because he has LEARNED that lesson) and he panicked because HE IS NOT HOMOPHOBIC and confessed that he is fluent in Russian.

Nicky, wisely, promises to take this information to his grave. The freshman weeps in gratitude.

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The way it ALMOST comes out that he speaks Russian is during a game of Never have I ever with some other Foreign Language Major Freshmen near the end of his first year. He’s made friends with a lot of the others in the foreign language department but he’s distantly friendly with the majority of his fellow freshman Exy players.

(Their personalities are a lot for him to deal with ok. Nicky tried to drag him to Eden’s once and the thought of a loud busy club almost made him pass out with anxiety. Also if he becomes too close to them one of them is going to ask him what his major is and then they’ll find out that he speaks 10 languages and 5 of them fluently, INCLUDING RUSSIAN. Then it will get back to Captain Neil and Andrew and Fluent Freshman has 0 desire to get stabbed THANKS.)

Fluent Freshman is just so happy to be here, this is nice, he feels safe, he heard what Andrew and Captain plan on doing tonight so they’re not gonna come. He can let his guard down right??? He gets tipsy.

Then his roommates come back when they were supposed to be out all night. Then Nicky comes and joins in because he heard laughter and wanted in, Aaron comes because Nicky came, Matt comes because his roommates came, some of the sophomores come in because hey free alcohol and a drinking game is a good time, and Kevin comes because he got sexiled.

It’s still safe. It’s nice getting to know the seniors and maybe he can be a little closer with his year mates next year? His fellow foreign language freshmen are having fun and making sure he doesn’t fade too far into the background.

It’s Matt’s turn, Fluent Freshman is tipsy, “Never have I ever become fluent in a different language.” he’s very tipsy as he raises his hand, “Do I have to take a sip for every language I know or just one sip?” he asks as most of his fellow major friends take a sip and wait to hear the verdict.

“Wow you know multiple languages? Which ones?” Comes a voice from his nightmares. Fluent Freshman turns and there are Captain Neil and Andrew Minyard.

“You’re looking at the Adonis of the Foreign Language department!” His one friend says arm around Fluent Freshman’s shoulder (TRAPPING HIM) “He’s fluent in like...like EVERY language. The profs love him.” A big wet kiss to his cheek may be the final gentle touch he’ll ever know before he’s gutted (LIKE A DAMN FISH)

“Every language?” Captain Neil asks amused.

“Like French, Spanish, German, and uh...wait...what’s the one with an R?” his friend looks at him and in that moment Fluent Freshman can see Nicky going pale, Captain Neil’s eyes widening, and Andrew’s eyes narrowing and his brain works a mile a minute for a lie.

“Romani.” He answers immediately his face utterly blank as his panic has obliterated every last atom of alcohol in his blood. He needs to sell this lie with his life.

“Whaaaaaat?! Man so many words up here.” his friend pats his head.

“C’mon, lets get you in your bed buddy.” Fluent Freshman says helping his friend up onto his feet.

He ignores how Andrew’s eyes feel on him and how Nicky mouths ‘NICE SAVE’ with two thumbs up.

With his friend’s drunken state as an excuse he flees his own dorm room and frantically spends the next two weeks learning very basic Romani in case any of the Foxes ever think to check on his lie and has to live with the fact that Captain Neil is excited to have a language buddy he can practice Spanish with.

Neil is nice and a good friend but if he ever finds out the truth then Fluent Freshman is going to die.

Is Fluent Freshman an Expy of Neil’s own freshman year struggles to keep shit secret? MAYBE.

Only made entirely ridiculous since the threat isn’t the mafia / serial killer dad. It’s that Andrew Minyard might find out that someone other than Neil knows that he likes to be called Darling.

Fluent Freshman treats this threat level the same as Neil did during his freshman year.

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regional differences

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“oh hey,” she said, “it’s a really touristy area, but since you’re gonna be passing through anyway, you might as well stop by pier 29, see the dragons. also, there’s a—”

“hold on,” i said. “i knew your city had mountains, but. dragons? uh, actual living dragons?”

“dude, it’s not a big deal. they’re there all the time. of course they’re majestic and everything, but they’re loud and cranky and mostly they lie around eating garbage. now and then the city council will talk about trying to make them roost somewhere else, but—”

“dragons,” i repeated. i knew it was making me sound like a rube, but it was a lot to take in. “you live in a city that has dragons.”

“no, it’s cool, we used to go see them when i was a little kid. it’s worth doing. but that whole area is mostly dragon-themed gift shops, and the commercialization is kind of a bummer. also, sometimes a dragon will melt somebody’s car and it’s a whole problem.”

“fairytale-style, giant scaly fire-breathing dragons.”

“honestly, i forget other cities don’t have them?” she said. "there’s a few other sites on the west coast where they gather. portland calls them wyverns, but that’s a portland thing.”

"chicago’s got, like, bunnies and songbirds,” i told her, “but otherwise it’s just your typical vermin. pigeons, rats, sphinxes—”

“sphinxes? what the hell.

“oh, yeah, they nest in the el tunnels. sometimes a fucking sphinx will flap down out of nowhere, bring the whole train to a halt until the front car answers a riddle.”

“that sounds exciting,” she said.

“it’s the worst. your train winds up being twenty minutes late, and you just have to hang out hoping somebody up there read their mythology. there’s supposed to be a program where the conductors get trained in riddling, but i don’t know. rahm emmanuel keeps saying it’s not a budget priority.”

“huh,” she said. “guess the grass is always greener and all that. but on some level, it’s nice to remember that even with all these big box stores, the country still has some variety left in it.”

“yeah, did you know that in rhode island they call water fountains ‘bubblers’?” i said.

“whoa, seriously?”

“i read it somewhere. crazy, right?”

“crazy.”

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jghillegass

The Forgotten History of Romani Resistance

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On the evening of May 16, 1944, in the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp, SS guards armed with machine guns surrounded the area of the camp designated for Roma and Sinti prisoners. Their intent was to round up the nearly 6,000 prisoners there and send them to the gas chambers. But when the guards approached the area, they were met with armed resistance from the inmates.

The prisoners had learned of the planned “liquidation” and fashioned weapons from sheet metal, wood, pipes, rocks, and any other scraps of material they could get their hands on. According to the memories of survivors and witnesses to the incident, the inmates forced the guards into retreat, and though some prisoners were shot that night, the act of resistance allowed the Roma and Sinti prisoners to put off execution for several more months.

How can such an epic episode have been lost to history? Who knows about the Sonderkommandos revolt of August 1944? Who knows about Witold Pilecki, who infiltrated Auschwitz to organize its resistance network? Keeping alive the memories of these events could help prevent such crimes from happening again in the future.

This is why La Voix des Rroms is raising awareness around May 16, the Romani Resistance Day in Europe. The Romani Resistance Day represents a change in the way Romani culture and identity appear in public space. This change comes from an understanding of this space as a political one, where a history of resistance replaces a history of oppression. We have urged Romani organizations across Europe to embrace this date: there are several events planned this year in Budapest; Lety (Czech Republic); and Paris, where we are organizing Romani Resistance Day (Fête de l’insurrection gitane) in collaboration with other stigmatized minorities like Muslims and blacks.

For too long, Roma people have been misrepresented by stereotypes: the beggar, the prostitute, the compassionate victim, the folkloric artist. Those stereotypes overshadow the nuances of Romani culture and identity, which have to be the result of political struggle. Romani cultural creation aims to challenge mainstream culture, identity, and representation, just as the African American civil rights movement in the United States changed the whole of America’s identity.

We must do all we can to promote Romani culture and identity. For more than four decades, Europe’s Roma communities have wanted to establish an institution that would give their traditions and creations their own stage. Across Europe, institutions exist to celebrate an array of cultures, nationalities, and identities, but there is nothing of this kind for Roma.

The European Roma Institute, recently proposed by the Open Society Foundations, the Council of Europe, and leading Roma organizations and figures, is a unique way to address this imbalance and give Romani traditions and creations their own stage.

In order to be successful, the European Roma Institute will need to tackle the breadth of Romani culture and identity. A lot has been done in the past to promote Romani culture with the help of an institutional framework, but it failed, in my opinion, because the specificity of Romani culture cannot be expressed using mainstream categories. There are some very specific features of Romani identity and culture that need to be addressed, like Romani humor; among all Roma, there is a common perception of the world, a common distance from society, as is exemplified in Charlie Chaplin movies—whose grandmother was, in fact, a Roma woman from England.

The main challenge of the European Roma Institute will be to deal with the tensions between unity (we are all “Roma”) and multiplicity (we all belong to the “landscape” or the territories we live in). That double belonging has always structured Romani identity. It needs to be fully addressed.

Source:- http://www.opensocietyfoundations.org/voices/forgotten-history-romani-resistance
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Resistance during the holocaust is largely unknown or ignored by most people, it happened MUCH more than people realize and it saved lives. ‘Like sheep to the slaughter is a myth’ Jews and Roma did not lay down and die (also a super victim blaming narrative).

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creativepromptsforwriting

What is... a rarepair?

Rarepair refers to a rare pairing inside a fandom. This means that a pairing that someone ships does not have a lot of fanart or fanfiction about them or anything at all.

While crackships are always rarepairs, these rare pairings can make a lot of sense in canon, but they are just not that popular. But they often also refer to shipping characters that do not interact in canon at all, maybe not even know each other in the source material.

There are no exact numbers on when a pairing is considered a rarepair but some characteristics are that the tag on AO3 does not have a lot of hits and that most of the entries were written by the same person.

Shipping a rarepair can be frustrating, when you feel like you are alone in your love for a pairing, but it can also be fun to be able to shape the pairing together with two, three other shippers however you want them, because you basically own the ship by solely contributing to it.

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Once again here to bring you stupid memes to illustrate my point.

Tell me about your rarepair. You're also welcome to illustrate your point.

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Anonymous asked:

we're apparently opposites lol. i dont know ANY women currently. i keep trying to meet more and they keep turning out to be trans men who hadn't figured it out yet. most recent guy came out to me YESTERDAY which is the 7th in the last three months. im cis and straight i dont know why this keeps happening. my dating life is in shambles but i have SO MANY new buddies im teaching how to shave and torrent movies

surprisedentistry answered:

not to be weird but i think i’m obsessed with you

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